In an unprecedented display of caffeine-fueled ambition, the writers of Myrtle Creek have officially united to form what experts are calling “a literary force of slightly unhinged goodness.”
Sources (mainly a squirrel seen loitering near the coffee shop) report that members of Myrtle Creek Authors have pledged to support one another through thick, thin, plot holes, and typo emergencies.
Activities of the alliance include, but are not limited to:
- Dramatically reading drafts to cats, dogs, and possibly confused chickens
- Hosting spontaneous garden parties where character arcs are argued over scones
- Engaging in high-level debates about whether “moss” counts as a character in fantasy novels
- Occasional sword fighting (with foam swords) over Oxford comma usage
In short: if you’re looking for bold new worlds, heart-tugging stories, or just a little literary mischief, you’re in the right place.
Stay tuned. Big adventures (and even bigger mugs of tea) are on the horizon.
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